Only a loony tune!

[Round Peg, Square Hole]

Me reckons one has to declare oneself insane, and seek help, to get to the bottom of this thing.

What ye all say?

[elperro]

I’ve been there for some time now. I’ve come no closer to the truth.

[Rose Livingstone]

D. All of the: (A,B,C)

[Suzy]

I vote for E: elperro's "straight jacket" post.

It allows a person to easily plead the 5th, where few questions are asked.

Not to mention, knocking one's head against a wall causes euphoristic pleasure. Win or lose, you really never know the difference.

[Star Shadow]

I vote for E: elperro's "straight jacket" post.

It allows a person to easily plead the 5th, where few questions are asked.

Not to mention, knocking one's head against a wall causes euphoristic pleasure. Win or lose, you really never know the difference.

Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, why do I feel a perpetual motion of pleasure every time you appear? Could it be that understanding and misunderstanding leads us to the same outcome. Or is that just simply to far fetched?

[Gunrunner]

Here's a bit of trivia for you. Looney Tunes was created by Hugh Harman, brother of Fred Harman, featured in Forrest's story about his Red Ryder BB gun, "Me and Little Beaver."

https://www.medicinemangallery.com/fred-harman-biography

[Suzy]

Suzy, Suzy, Suzy, why do I feel a perpetual motion of pleasure every time you appear? Could it be that understanding and misunderstanding leads us to the same outcome. Or is that just simply to far fetched?

Yep, I think both of your ideas cover the "far-fetched". That also includes your "perpetual motion of pleasure", just in the event you had anything personal in mind.

[Rose Livingstone]

I vote for E: elperro's "straight jacket" post.

It allows a person to easily plead the 5th, where few questions are asked.

Not to mention, knocking one's head against a wall causes euphoristic pleasure. Win or lose, you really never know the difference.

Since I have not experienced this ‘euphoristic pleasure’, I conclude that the walls are inadequate and my head immobile.
I need to speak to a manager.

[Suzy]

Since I have not experienced this ‘euphoristic pleasure’, I conclude that the walls are inadequate and my head immobile.
I need to speak to a manager.

Rose, you may have reached the "Seize and D-Sys" moment" . . . which translates from Chase Language into "Cease and Desist". This most likely occurred because you are no longer having to pray for "D's" and, instead, are praying for "dese" cuddly little stuffies.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91oxSXgVD6L.jpg

P.S. To help remedy the situation, be bold and ask management for the "D"eluxe Package.