Developments with Justin and Cynthia

[kpro]

They both spent significant time in discord over the last 24 hours. And of course cynthias video. I am traveling and no time to recap but will for the upcoming show. A great deal has been clarified and shared.

[Presby]

I’m getting this feeling that there is no name for…brought on by repeated exposure to Chase posts like the above. I can only coin a new phrase for it, “terminal underwhelment”. I think it might be fatal.

no reflection on you Kpro. You’re doing the best you can to disseminate the info you’re given to your audience. We’ll consider the source.

[Presby]

I do have a recommendation for those tasked with incorporating examples of the new, vitally relevant phrase “terminal underwhelment” in Webster’s;

1). The feeling when you realize the “Chase” has gone one step beyond the “jumping the shark step” and descended to “jumping over the dead shark”

[Trailblazer]

[Trailblazer]

Forrest did design The Chase so anyone in a wheelchair could solve it. You just had to know where it was.

[Tornado]

I do have a recommendation for those tasked with incorporating examples of the new, vitally relevant phrase “terminal underwhelment” in Webster’s;

1). The feeling when you realize the “Chase” has gone one step beyond the “jumping the shark step” and descended to “jumping over the dead shark”

Hell, let's take it one step further and send these pollywogs southbound at sea and let King Neptune dump shark guts on 'em.

[Trailblazer99]

wtf did i come back to?!?! just when i thought it couldn't get any worse.

[Trailblazer99]

[QUOTE=Space Hopper;n496089]Never been on discord, it appears to be home of the Nookers[/QUOTE
eh kinda tbh pretty balanced

[FennPoint]

kpro , At what point do we consider Justin and Cynthia as a unreliable source for info.
(There an't nothing worse then a Lying coon dog) Jerry Clower

How many people know that reference?

BTW, his snake handler story still makes me giggle.

FP

[Hear me all]

kpro - Justin, Cynthia and Shiloh have shared nothing of significance regarding the solution.. Why do you think they continue to show up? If they had valuable information, wouldn't they have shared it by now?

[Gunrunner]

(There an't nothing worse then a Lying coon dog) Jerry Clower

He oughtta know. I met that lying s.o.b. one time.*

I walked into the Starkville Cafe one Sunday morning, still hungover drunk from the afterparty while all the decent, God-fearing people were in church, and there he was, bigger'n life, having the Country Ham Platter. I didn't have to be told who he was, I went right up to his table.

"Mis-ter Jerry Clower," I said. I didn't try to shake his hand because he was holding one of those big, greasy biscuits the Starkville Cafe is famous for, and sopping it in that red-eye gravy the Starkville Cafe is notorious for.**

"How you?" he said.

"I'm Gunrunner Gobblecluck," I said, watching him for a reaction. But he was smooth, didn't blink. "That name don't mean anything to you?" I said.

He had set his biscuit down and was wiping some gravy off the corner of his mouth with one of those big white napkins the Starkville Cafe is widely known to have gotten second hand from the Animal Rescue League.***

"I don't reckon. Should it?" he said.

"You know that story you tell about the poor dumb feller that flagged down the train to try selling a pig to the engineer? Well, that man was my grand-daddy's Grampa Gobblecluck, and it didn't happen the way you been tellin' it."

That's when I saw the reaction I had been looking for, but he tried to cover it, just chuckled a little and said, "Aw, boy, you lyin' now!"

"You tell that to my grand-daddy. He's out there in the truck, been wanting to have a word with you anyway," I said.

Well, some of that is true. Grandpa wasn't really out in the truck but that story about flagging the train has been in the family for years, and I did tell Jerry Clower about it one Sunday morning in the Starkville Cafe. And I really was hungover drunk. Really really really. But the Country Ham Platter can go a long way toward your survival, and back in those days it was still legal to smoke in restaurants, and I knew if I lingered over that last cup of coffee and cigarette a few more minutes I could leave the cafe about the time church was letting out, because, son, let me tell you, Jezebel of Babylon arrayed in all her harlotry couldn't hold a candle to some of those babes traipsing down the steps of the First United Methodist Church with their sins washed clean. I'd come around the corner in that old Mississippi Power & Light truck that my dad had bought at some auction somewhere, and there was this one babe, if I spotted her, I would toot the horn, real soft and low, just to let her know that the Lord might have forgotten, but I ain't.****

That's not my only brush with stardom. I've got an even better story about Lady Bird Johnson, in case Justin and Cynthia are interested.

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*Probably shouldn't call Jerry Clower a s.o.b. but it fits the tone of the narrative.
** Only marginally true. Depends on what you've been drinking.
*** Not true at all.
**** Word.