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  • Punny Pages

    A place for puns related (or loosely related to the chase). Please leave the book and page number or a link (Scrapbook, etc.). The idea is to maybe get a few laughs while also getting a chance to reread Forrest's words (maybe it will stir something up). Of course you can leave it blank, or be completely off topic.
    • Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
      • TFTW page 37
    • This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
      • TFTW page 52
    • Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
      • Reference to a topic that occasional hits the threads
    • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
      • TTOTC page 23
    • I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
      • Forrest noting to only work at a job you love
    • How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
      • TTOTC page 115
    • Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.
      • TTOTC page 132
    The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    • #3
      What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
      TTOTC has a semi colon

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      • #4
        What's the difference between far & too far?
        Nothing

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        • #5
          What's the difference between the poem & the TC ?
          nothing, they are both in plain sight

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JaS<3 View Post
            What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
            TTOTC has a semi colon
            Yet both require you to dig deep*.

            Disclaimer* The only person who needs to physically dig deep in this scenario is your doctor.
            The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

            ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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