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  • Punny Pages

    A place for puns related (or loosely related to the chase). Please leave the book and page number or a link (Scrapbook, etc.). The idea is to maybe get a few laughs while also getting a chance to reread Forrest's words (maybe it will stir something up). Of course you can leave it blank, or be completely off topic.
    • Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
      • TFTW page 37
    • This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
      • TFTW page 52
    • Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
      • Reference to a topic that occasional hits the threads
    • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
      • TTOTC page 23
    • I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
      • Forrest noting to only work at a job you love
    • How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
      • TTOTC page 115
    • Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.
      • TTOTC page 132
    All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
    -Winston Churchill

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    All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
    -Winston Churchill

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    • #3
      What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
      TTOTC has a semi colon

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      • #4
        What's the difference between far & too far?
        Nothing

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        • #5
          What's the difference between the poem & the TC ?
          nothing, they are both in plain sight

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JaS<3 View Post
            What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
            TTOTC has a semi colon
            Yet both require you to dig deep*.

            Disclaimer* The only person who needs to physically dig deep in this scenario is your doctor.
            All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
            -Winston Churchill

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