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  • Punny Pages

    A place for puns related (or loosely related to the chase). Please leave the book and page number or a link (Scrapbook, etc.). The idea is to maybe get a few laughs while also getting a chance to reread Forrest's words (maybe it will stir something up). Of course you can leave it blank, or be completely off topic.
    • Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
      • TFTW page 37
    • This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
      • TFTW page 52
    • Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
      • Reference to a topic that occasional hits the threads
    • Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
      • TTOTC page 23
    • I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
      • Forrest noting to only work at a job you love
    • How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
      • TTOTC page 115
    • Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
      • TTOTC page 41 (loosely)
    • What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws? He was given two consecutive sentences.
      • TTOTC page 132
    "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." -Henry David Thoreau

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    "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." -Henry David Thoreau

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    • #3
      What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
      TTOTC has a semi colon

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      • #4
        What's the difference between far & too far?
        Nothing

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        • #5
          What's the difference between the poem & the TC ?
          nothing, they are both in plain sight

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          • #6
            Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

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            • #7
              Smoking will kill you... Bacon will kill you... But,smoking bacon will cure it.

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              • #8
                if someone likes this style of writing and is good at it does that make them a pro pun-dent?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JaS<3 View Post
                  What's the difference between TTOTC and a colonoscopy?
                  TTOTC has a semi colon
                  Yet both require you to dig deep*.

                  Disclaimer* The only person who needs to physically dig deep in this scenario is your doctor.
                  "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after." -Henry David Thoreau

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